What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why am I totally different than others? Why do I have a problem with my basic knowledge about society and reality? Why am I dumb and stupid?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.